definition of dialect

Walking from my office back to the car yesterday, some random dude on the street walking the opposite direction saw me from about half a block away and gave me a strange kinda goofy smile.� When he got to where I was, he smiled again and said:
"Excuse me, I�just wanted to say that I�really like that hat on you.� I�wish I�could wear hats like that."

I�wasnapos;t expecting that.� "Well, thanks," I�replied, "I�do like wearing hats."

"I�wish I could wear hats,"�he said, "But they always look goofy on me."

Clearly, this was a cry for help.� I took a few steps back and looked him over critically, sizing him up.

"Have you ever tried a fedora?"� I�inquired.

"A fedora?" he asked, clearly surprised.

"Yes,"�I�said with a nod, "A grey fedora. �Dark grey.� With a black hat band."

"Really?" he asked, a boyish grin slowly spreading across his face.

"Absolutely.� I�think it would look spectacular"

He looked like he wanted to dance at this news that a hat might look good on him.� I suppose heapos;d never considered wearing a fedora before.

"Anyways, that hat looks really great on you,"�he said, and then turned to go on his merry way.



I�hope he does go get a fedora - it really would look good on him.� Iapos;m going to revolutionize the world, one hat at a time�
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